The Daily Dumb 6-30-2009

The exorcist walk, a guy who could kick your ass before you could even blink, a list of failed pranks, and much much more.

Horse racing crash.
The perfect couple.
Great scare prank.
Ching Chang Chong.
Dude would kick your ass before you could blink.
Monster lung zit. Grab some popcorn for this one.
10 pranks that went wrong.
Yes or no?
Competing billboards.
Reach for the stars.
They’re dropping like flies.
How to meet women in an expedited fashion.
Don’t drive next to this guy.
The exorcist walk.
Loony tunes.
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
6 items you touch every day that are filthier than a toilet.
Metal improves this infomercial greatly.
Taco Bell has a new menu.
Truth. A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, “Mom I’ve got a problem.” She says “Tell me.” He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn’t understand. She asks him what they are. He says “well, pussy and bitch”. She says “Oh That’s no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy.” He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, “Dad the boys at school are using words I don’t know, and I asked mom and I don’t think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says “Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?” He tells him…pussy and bitch. Dad says “OK” and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, “son, everything inside this circle, is pussy.” “OK dad, so what’s a bitch?” “Son” he says, “everything outside that circle.”