The Daily Dumb 6-8-2011

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to fondle the young men she loves. She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves

Vegan black metal chef is back with another episode.
Penguin has some moves.
Goodness gratious….
Another hilarious drive thru prank.
Totally amazing inspirational guy from Korea’s got talent. Remember this guy next time you think your day is tough.
Slackline… I’ve never even heard of this. This is awesome.
Mr. Doubletalk.
Taken rules. Even old people know that.
Snowboarding….. you’re doing it wrong.
Construction fail.
A new perspective can change the way you look at things.
Macguyver cat is awesome.
Low blow dance off.
I wonder if it tastes like blueberry.
Tristram is a shitty place to live.
6 uneducated amateurs whose genius changed the world.
Facebook exchange of amusement.
What an astronaut’s camera sees.
Awesome people hanging out together.
Fun with condoms.
This game made my brain melt down.
Jaws Houdini scares the shit out of an underwater photographer.
Pinball skating is awesome.
Soldier who foiled bank heist video.
Rampage fucks with Ariel Helwani.
I love these party bible videos.
Do it.
6 glitches that invented modern gaming.
Vacation via delusion. Great plan.
Nostalgia Critic: Little Nemo. A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said: “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.” Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy.” The girl nodded ‘yes.’ After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. “What are you doing here?” the Captain asked. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she explained. “He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s screwing me.” “He sure is, lady,” said the Captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”