The Daily Dumb 7-20-2009

Stop motion battle of doom, out of control cigarette taxes, slow typing tech support, and much much more.

Physics wins again.
How to lose a slap war.
Slow typing customer service.
Top 100 funny one liners. Fucking great.
Tattoos + scars=awesome.
That didn’t take long.
Nasty BMX crash splits his bike in half.
MC Vader FTW.
Badass skydiving routine.
Kids get away with so much shit.
Grandpa Knieval loses it.
Rugby ref has a bad day at work.
Homeboy gets all Evil Dead on this mountain lion.
Unfortunate names.
Can you get my back?
Scaredy bear.
Cool magician.
Flying tube.
Andrew WK fucks with fox news.
Awesome punch.
Important PSAs.
Stop motion battle of doom.
This looks fun.
Evil cat!
Cigarette taxes are getting really fucked up.
What a moron.
Play Street Fighter 2.
Do a prius next!
Wiki article on the explosive used in the last video. Looks like I’m going shopping.
White people are gonna riot!!!!
Mariachis impersonating a pedophile.
Real hardened crooks eh.
10 geekiest pieces of furniture in the universe.
Human rights group campaigns to end use of child politicians. A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, “Ma’am, There are $20 bills falling out of your bag.” “‘Oh, really? Darn!” says the little old lady. “I’d better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..” “Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money?’ You didn’t steal it, did you?” “Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, ‘$20 or off it comes.” “Well, that seems only fair.” laughs the cop. “OK? Good Luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Well, you know”, says the little old lady, “not everybody pays.”