There once was a girl named Madonna To all the boys she’d ask “Do yo wanna?” Warren Beatty said no, called her a “HO” Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
He’s got this shit on lock.
Mad fucking max.
Stunting like a pro.
He picked the wrong place to park.
What a fucking champ.
Winning at tea cups.
Time to invest in a bigger dog.
I think Nikki Sixx parked a car or 2 like this back in the day.
This is pretty incredible.
Pedestrian right of way can fuck right off in these parts.
6 baffling attempts to ride harry potter’s coattails.
I do what I want.
Racist cat is racist.
Old people…. fuck.
Burn in hell queers.
WTF family photo.
Rollin’ hard at the drive thru.
If you see this guy, deck him.
Yeah, they aren’t being fucked with or anything.
Kimbo gets schooled on punching.
…and I’ll huff…. and I’ll puff….
A black eye for the ages.
Yeah man, fuck that program and 14 generations of its family.
Amusing as hell.
6 famous people whose identities we still don’t know.
Should adults be allowed to bring kids to r rated movies where we masturbate. A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. “Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?” Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!”