The Daily Dumb 7-28-2010

The Guatemalan black box, 9 beloved characters made horrifying by Japan, the definitive SHITTY day, and much much more.

Choices choices choices…
Nicely played.
A video from the moat in front of Chuck Norris’ house.
Got any 3d glasses tucked away?
That’s some random ass shit.
Ewwwwww.
I’m STOPPING! LOOK! I’m STOPPING!
The only reason to go to comic con.
I think he failed this lesson.
Never bring a bear on a road trip.
Bullseye!
MJ shops again!
Can’t clown a bitch for wantin’ the real thing yo!
When you hear the thud from the faceplant from that far away, you know it’s awesome.
Their shit got shamu slammed!
That’s a hell of a walk.
Homeboy is passionate about cereal.
FINALLY! Yoga for nerds.
Greatest frisbee catch.
10 specialized summer camps for kids.
Great, Julia got another dog.
Fuck the guitar, now I know where I”ve been going wrong.
Card stacking mania.
Play snake on youtube.
Good for this guy. Breaking the mold, and living the dream.
Best beer shotgun fail ever.
Ouch man, ouch.
Hahaha, this shit just goes on and on.
Mel Gibson prank call.
Owned compilation.
Badass chick skater.
Choking the ref is a good way to get thrown out.
Now THAT is how to have a shitty day.
9 beloved characters made horrifying by Japan.
Guatemalan black box.
Nostalgia Critic: Godzilla (1998) There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. “Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news,” she says. “The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure.” The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. “So what’s the good news?” he asks. The doctor says, “There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant’s trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?” The guy thinks about it and finally says, “Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let’s do it.” So the doctor performs the operation. A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure. Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again. “Wow!” says his stunned girlfriend, “That was impressive! Can you do that again?” Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, “Probably…But I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!”