A young man with muscles quite sore Got a bit more than he bargained for His masseuse did explain While relieving his pain Happy endings didn’t even cost more.

Is that a firecracker in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Perfect angle correction.
Bus on bus action. Watch the green van slide between them.
Bird is a pest.
How to get your cat unstuck.
Greatest failures in fireworks.
2 and a half tons of fireworks all at once.
More trust than I have.
Nice catch.
Like a boss.
What are you trying to say costco?
Squirrel vs Lamborghini.
Dexterity +20
Weird Al and Conan.
6 beloved 80s toys with bizarrely horrifying origins.
UFC 132 Leben vs Silva.
UFC 132 Condit vs Kim.
UFC 132 Ortiz vs Bader.
UFC 132 Guillard vs Roller.
Making the best of a flood.
Mommy’s little angel.
A gymnast he is not.
First person fireworks.
Motorcycle game.
Objects with emotions.
18th century pulp fiction.
There’s truth to this.
More truth.
Best of soldiers coming home.
Some people just have to do shit the hard way.
Never seen one of these.
Hamster ball and a kitty.
I could make a wet pussy joke, but fuck it.
News troll.
Time for a swim.
Flipping out on salvia.
Hiding in the office.
Damn loop.
Drum machine madness.
Overachiever.
Hauling ass on a bike.
The 6 most amazing military raids of all time. An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, “I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer’s mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed.” Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. “What the hell is this?” screamed the billionaire. “Why, that’s exactly what you asked for,” said the artist smugly. “No! I didn’t ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer’s last thoughts!” “And there you have it,” said the artist. “I call it, ‘Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians.’”