The Daily Dumb 7-7-2010

6 things from history everyone pictures incorrectly, why you should never let a pig play an instrument, a bunch of kids that suck at biking, and much much more.

Expensive, cool, and worthless. Thanks Japan.
Timing is everything.
Nice nutchucks.
What a trooper.
Fuck, I know what I’m doing with my tree this year.
Pay attention doofus.
Death metal is for the birds.
These kids suck at biking.
Why you should never let a pig play an instrument.
6 things from history everyone pictures incorrectly.
Husband still faightful after 42 years of trying to cheat.
Nostalgia critic: Follow that bird. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. “What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you tit. Some bastard has stolen our tent.”