The Daily Dumb 7-9-2010

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Human perception.
All hail the white ninja!
Action turnip.
Almost impressive.
Terrible logos. Scroll through.
Some soccer fans have it rough.
Who gave grandpa a mixer?
At least he knows that bitch won’t try to call him in the morning.
Make mom go nuts prank.
The rainbow guy is back, and he’s at the drive thru now.
The fast way to water the lawn.
SO worth it.
Wedding photographer screws the pooch.
If toy story was mashed up with saving private ryan….
Read the 3rd paragraph under causes.
The people of wal mart are getting worse and worse.
Pixar vs. Dreamworks.
Top 7 ass-getting hollywood assclowns.
Were you an 80′s kid? Take a trip down memory lane.
Lazytown and lil john mashup. Still hilarious.
I don’t get it either. :(
16 things you didn’t know about Hugh Heffner.
Ever wonder what a photo from a 45 gigapixel camera would look like?
Bionic cat.
20 worst fast food commercials.
Is this shit getting old yet? Not quite.
No dick for 90 days?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck, I want pancakes now.
Great pants of fire.
Strut that ass.
The world’s most fearless animal.
The 6 saddest attempts to follow up pop culture classics.
New Apple friend bar gives customers someone to talk to about their Apple products.
Nostalgia Critic: Saved by the Bell.
Emails from an asshole: The car crusher. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. “Now take off my bra..” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”