The Daily Dumb 8-10-2010

I need to quit skipping days. Damn it, lots of dumb today.

Bloodninja is the king of fucked up cybersex.
Grandma gets down.
Camping sucks when you’re too drunk to stand.
Stormtrooper scare.
Don’t hit Justin with bottles! She’s just a girl!
Now you know where the celebs eat.
Gangster faggots take their medicine.
Cat learns a little something about traction.
I’m gonna be on TV?!?!?!? OMFG!
Slow hand eye coordination development: laughter ensues.
Vatos broke their toy…. :(
Real men fish with fucking hollowpoints!
Naughty bitches.
At least ice cream was an option afterward.
Best motorcycle crash ever.
Another one of these morons this week?
Some camera men know the perfect places to stand.
Leave the children’s toys to the children.
Hooray for photobombs.
He could always make Kazaam 2….
Sport playing critters.
Badass lightning photos.
What a great thing to rant about…
Watch the Silva Sonnen fight from the latest UFC. Download link.
UFC 117 Almeida vs. Hughes.
Ghetto gaming.
Pulp fiction, disney style.
Raging waters of New Delhi. The gayest place on earth.
I want one.
New jackass will rule.
Eva Mendes has the right idea.
Video game songs with lyrics.
Best mineral ever.
Mortal Kombat wedding. Would’ve been cooler if the guy had any fight skill.
Let’s drink and play with sharp shit!
Centrum knows how to advertise.
South central car chase.
Control a toilet in Japan.
Cats perplexed by exercise equipment.
Nice hackey celebration.
Drumline washing machine.
10 funniest movie scenes from the last 10 years (supposedly)
The way every little boy wishes he could’ve gotten to school.
Pissy pants pass out.
Parkour fail.
Seriously cool clock.
Classic: pop locking mastery.
The gooks of hazzard. Oh good god.
A real video about the marines.
Awwww. White power ain’t what it used to be I guess.
Badass ride.
Real life aimbot.
Another reason to love ice cream.
Throwing gas on the fire. I like.
Oh Japan….
Father of the year.
5 ufo sightings that even non-crazy people find creepy.
Everyone has their own scruples!
Nostalgia Critic: Jingle all the way. Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, “How you doing Joe?” Joe says, “Do me a favor, run upstairs and get me my slippers.” Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, “Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you.” One girl replies, “Get out of here. Prove it.” Mike shouts downstairs, “Hey, Joe, both of them?” Joe shouts back “Of course both of them! What’s the point of fucking one?”