The Daily Dumb 8-12-2009

Awesome motorcycle crashing acrobatics, 10 drugs not to take before driving, a pedo with a creep for a cat, and much much more.

I was walking down the road today and saw my Arab neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?” Awesome motorcycle crashing acrobatics.
Dude, I want one!
10 drugs not to take before driving. #10 means “all together”
The lesson: When you take off, figure out how you’re going to land.
Check out the 5 year old fish whisperer. Holy shit.
Races can get hot, and sometimes you just need to cool off.
UBER geeky fun. Screwing with wireless thieves.
This is the only level. Great game. I made it to the end, can you? My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said, “Make love to me like in the movies”. So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. She cried. I guess we don’t watch the same movies. According to this pedo, his kitty likes kiddie porn.
Beat the shit out of vending machines for points. Yes.
Ikea job interview.
Just like any other game where you milk cows and shoot aliens.
I don’t think people are supposed to bend that way.
What a cold ass bitch.
Harrison Ford: The family man.
5 incredibly impractical sexual fetishes.
Google gives you a new way to opt out. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why, she said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”