The Daily Dumb 8-14-2009

R.I.P. Les Paul. Thanks for everything.

First and foremost, R.I.P. Les Paul. 1915-2009 If you listen to ANY music, you owe this guy a debt of gratitude for his innovations and inventions in music.
If my buddy Dinesh watches this, I think he’ll go on a killing spree.
Moron runs onto an F1 track.
This looks like it would be a blast.
Cut-slides are definitely amazing. I’ve always been a huge fan of the last scene which was from Ghost Ship.
How to parallel park properly, as demonstrated by a small child.
Takes a man in a pink shirt to fight like this much of a bitch.
If you haven’t been to this site lately, it’s worth going back and having another look.
Man, I’m going to score all of the ladies now.
Schizophrenzy. Fun with insanity!
Oh good grief, what is this thing?
Dog vs. rabbit.
Really cool video mapping projections on the side of a house.
Shitty prank.
6 cheap acting tricks that fool critics every time.
Women’s rights group protests PETA’s unethical treatment of women. A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with absolutely perfect breasts. He approaches her and says, “Miss, would ye let me bite ye breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would ye let me bite ye breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks. “Listen; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again; “Would ye let me bite ye breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?” She thinks about it for a moment and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; O.K., just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them… The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah”, says the Scotsman… “Costs too much…”