I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
yeah, let’s start this off right.
The hell I do….
Great place for a tattoo….
I’d watch it.
Ancient answers to modern questions.
Damn man, I want one of these.
100 year old first world problems.
How to tell if your dad is an asshole.
Cat burglar breaks through ceiling.
Crazy smart food tips.
The technology behind brain freeze solution.
I was always afraid of this.
Baby got back: movie edition.
Fucking with the cat.
Awesome card tricks.
Wait for it.
The choice is yours ladies.
Monster Garage failed on this project. Here is the total win version.
Now THIS I have to see.
This dude is seriously all class.
Well, now that’s as new spin on things.
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast….
Imagine the farts to come.
Master of nap time.
This is why Target>Walmart.
Sidekicks can be so annoying.
In case they didn’t make it….
Guy tortures his sister by fucking with her phone.
Cool facts about Curiosity.
Teach your children well.
Looks like a swell place for a nap.
Not the face of remorse.
The 10 most evil incarnations of satan in cinema.
Pro tip: Use the word fragrance instead if you can’t spell.
I married a centaur.
She’s an educated woman, clearly.
Spidey sensory malfunction.
Daniel, wherever you are, send me a friend request.
Posted by a lifeguard.
The painstaking process of dehipstering Jaws.
Dog will eat anything but lamb jerky.
Dude from breaking bad on price is right.
How I spent last Sunday morning.
Go be emo somewhere else comrade.
I’d do it.
Bunch of pussies.
Haven’t seen this meme in a while.
I’ve finally figured out the advantage of sagging your pants like an idiot. Harder to get kicked in the nuts. Watch.
…or during a serious drinking session.
Half an hour well spent if you ask me.
yeah, sure dick.
Gallery of the USA 100 years ago.
My kind of urinal.
Those therapy sessions are going to be expensive.
The most sensical beach house ever.
Tough day on the job.
Chuck was here.
Exciting fight ending from the last UFC.
Idiots come in all ages.
Trouble finding parking? Nahhhhh
Russian motorcyclist is awesome.
Let’s see you dickheads do any better.
Now you see it…..
I can already hear the stoners rejoicing.
The 5 most unsettling disney theme park easter eggs. A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. “What’s wrong with you?” The barman says. “In my car I’ve got a nymphomaniac – you couldn’t satisfy her if you were there ’til Christmas,” he replies. “We’ll see about that,” says the barman and goes out to the car park. He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman. “It’s all right officer, I’m just shagging the wife,” he says. “Oh, I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know it was your wife” replies the cop. The barman replies -”Neither did I ’til you shone your torch!”