The Daily Dumb 8-5-2010

I have to stop falling behind on these things, FUCK that was a lot of shit to go through today.

Some kids are born ready to metal!
SUCH a good idea, holy shit.
Click this Rawb, the truth is revealed.
Fire breathing failure.
It’s a homeru….oh shit!
He’s done getting laid for the forseeable future for this one.
Wait til they start doing drugs….
Nice toss.
Rocket sled car destruction!
He was just testing it for durability!
That’s not how you jump.
Misleading movie trailers.
Trolley doors are no match for the terminator.
Poeple set out to break some pretty stupid records.
Damn, serious air time!
Facial pwnage.
Apple II video game adaptation to the silver screen?
I know what I’m doing at the next random house party I attend.
Another clumsy ass reporter.
The prom date.
Commies offroad in a forest fire.
Parkour badasses. Ending rules.
The ascension to fame can’t hide your past!
Best mascot videos.
When you hear things out of context they can be hilarious.
10 great youtube moments with Zach Galififuckthatname.
Random pictures.
Facebook: So you can fuck with your friends in front of all of their other friends.
10 sickest tricks from the x games.
That’s a long ass fall.
They had a terrible day.
Someone drugged the puppy chow.
Bird man!
Stick em up! JESUS SAVES!
Rudolph needs action too.
Still a wimp.
Safe for work porn pics.
Brilliant pool table hidden in a couch.
Vanilla Ice nearly takes himself out.
Canine surgeon.
Fail gallery.
Crash proof bike. Works awesome.
The baseball puker gets sentenced.
Swim with the fishies!
How many takes for this one you think?
Piano roulette dude live.
Revenge of the nerds.
Shark cage… FAIL…. ouch.
Wasting his goddamn time. Fuck that.
Glowstick holocaust in the pisser.
This is why we should all be packin’
Beer thrower!
This kid is awesome.
Solid theory.
I think they’re just pretending to like it.
The 6 greatest accomplishments by dead bodies.
Overcome stress by visualizing it as a greedy hook nosed race of creatures.
Nostalgia Critic: Top 12 greatest Xmas specials. An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”