The Daily Dumb 9-10-2010

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Get an annoying email address.
Her daddy didn’t show her enough attention.
Zip line fail.
Keep your eye in the ball, even if you’re in the stands.
I have an admiration for simplicity.
A best man that GETS. SHIT. DONE!
Grind the rail, not your nuts.
The eye of the sea lion.
Gallagher would be proud.
Who’s he calling a pussy?!?!?
Guys head nearly gets smashed like a grapefruit.
The bomb squad seriously has nothing better to do.
Ultra precision…..walking. Way to go Japan.
He ate a SANDwich… get it? har har har
Very dizzy rodent.
Damn. That’s competing for business.
Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!
Startin’ young.
If you haven’t tried google sms you’re missing out.
I haven’t seen one of these in person yet, but I want to.
The internet doesn’t want to leave her alone either.
Motivational posters.
Interesting police vehicles.
Yep….. still got it.
Pedos have a new reason to get clean.
Why is suddenly “gansta” to be a corporate whore?
Mini me is a giant compared to this dude.
Massive goldfish.
Gory and fun flash game.
The money tree.
That is seriously fucked up.
I guess that’s why he’s #1.
Equal rights right?
They know how to party in Russia.
Nice parking.
Fuck that.
Waterskiing in Alaska.
A real pet fish.
That didn’t quite work out.
Scary formula 1 crash.
5 fictional stories you were taught in history class.
CIA accidently overthrows costa rica.
Emails from an asshole: Angry TV Buyer.
Nostalgia Critic: Garbage Pail Kids. Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, ‘Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!’ Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, ‘It reminded me of a peanut.’ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, ‘Really small, was it?’ Sally replied, ‘No… salty .