The Daily Dumb 9-12-2012

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Let this be a lesson.
NBC…. all about the priorities.
Sweet sweet diabetes, here I come.
How to terrify a guido.
Teacher is a little miffed.
Origin of memes.
In case you forgot about that video from the last dumb installment….
Crazy street performance routine.
Passive aggressive little fucker.
Random public toilets, here I come.
Cat IS the hat.
Big ass truck.
He gives all pussy the creeps.
Sharp investigators.
Cramped quarters.
Lazy bastards.
Close call for a state trooper.
How to remove plaque in the Mariana trench.
Air traffic jam.
Frightening lesson.
Comedy ninjitsu? Why not?
Fuck the police.
7 bizarre ways you didn’t know 9/11 changed the world.
This is why I’m single.
Looks like pikes peak, and the massive boulders on the side of it.
Pranking the queen.
Antigravity frog is pissed.
Newton was not a hater.
Pimpin’ since pimpin’
Consequences.
A little overly dramatic.
No wonder he never got 2nd dates.
Hey media jackasses! More stories like this.
The evolution of Walter White (click if you watch Breaking Bad)
That’s what the youth of the world needs. More mind warping lessons.
Waking the dead.
Too many women that are way too tolerant.
Half court no arms nothing but net.
How the dictator handles courtship.
Almost, but no cigar.
Where’s a camera when you need one?
Bystander to the rescue.
Sara is a giving kind of girl.
Awesome desktop.
Unloading the bike.
Ducati riders love their bikes. This includes the people that sell them. Don’t try to rip them off.
Be your own barber.
Short history of the world.
Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.
Those are some cool rats.
Who the fuck knows what this is. I already forgot.
Football trick shots.
America is ready for a change.
Hilarious instant karma.
Comment of the century.
I would end someone’s life for doing this shit to me.
Fucking party pooper.
A fucking 10 year old genius.
John Clayton m/
Wine cellar safe room win.
Meme combo win.
SophistiCATed tastes.
Yep, every time.
Nomenclature superiority.
Competition.
Bad memories.
Interesting proposition.
Grandfather is a beekeeper. Grandson thanks him for the honey.
Drinking differs around the world. There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn’t get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone…”