The Daily Dumb 9-14-2009

The very best of Engrish, a game where you can live out your dream as a telemarketer, 5 things hippies don’t want you to know about Woodstock, and much much more.

Best knockout face ever.
Guy with a sweet tooth will go to vicious extremes to get his fix.
Parking karma is harsher to some more than others.
I don’t know too many dudes who can say they were knocked out playing Cricket.
Breaks his back jumping an RV.
Pretty damn impressive.
This cat figures out the least efficient way to get the job done.
Huh uh huh uh.
Failblog has some fail of their own.
Live out your dream as a fantasy telemarketer.
Random as hell.
My little pony.
Sounds like a great gig.
Retards at the ER.
I love this guy’s email exchanges. This one in particular really rules.
Obama will murder you.
Segway crash.
Funny puppy.
Making noodles is pretty brutal.
Talk shit, get hit. Simple enough.
Simple minds require simple pleasures.
Penn & Teller make some tree huggers look like morons.
Man, he hit the wall hard.
Drunk o vision translator.
The army are a bunch of stoners.
I wanna play with the big kitties!
He’s got a bright future.
Intelligent plants.
Japs remind me of how normal I really am.
I bet mom wishes she wore a condom now!
The best of Engrish.
Google’s financing research on new electric cars. Cool shit.
5 facts about woodstock hippies don’t want you to know. A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man’s penis off and tossed it out the window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old daughter. The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis splattered into their car windscreen, stuck for a moment, then disappeared over the roof. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, ‘Daddy, what was that?’ Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, ‘It….it was only a bug, Honey.’ The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said…………….. ‘Had a big dick, didn’t it?’