The Daily Dumb 9-17-2012

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Homeless mosh pit starring yours truly.
Douche achieves shocking results.
Dear Bitch, Please fucking DIE. -Love Aaron.
The coolest way anything has ever fallen down.
‘merica!
A cold lesson in taking shit for granted.
Ladies, take note.
The loser cruiser just got a lot cooler.
Fuck buying outdoor lighting.
Watch the idiots that drove into the apple store.
Now I want to watch Zoolander…
Almost made it.
Butters the intellectual.
Shitty chain reaction.
Gassin’ up the hood.
Apple fags…. here is the proof of your idiocy.
Brilliant landing.
Saw this one coming…..
How can she be so adorable and so utterly frightening at the same time?
Good night alice.
Beautiful mockery.
Not so clean getaway.
… and then I told that bitch!
Adoraporn.
Fox hunts like Tyler snowboards.
Wait for it…..
Take inspiration where you find it.
Most awesome bad ideas.
Flirting advice.
Such a bitch.
Horrible bike wreck. Yes, he lived.
Damn, jewish guilt anyone?
Homewrecker.
Finger on the nuke.
Perfect dive.
Uncle George is scaring me again….
Shit apple fans say… part 2.
Fuck you summer, welcome back fall.
Avian assholes.
I like to pretend they’re all totally wasted.
The penis witch.
5 car designs you won’t believe were actually approved.
Go Darwin, Go Darwin, get busy, it’s your birthday…
Please die.
This dude could hustle so much cash.
Identity crisis.
Feline overload.
Start the trend.
Solid plan.
Big toe.
My kind of remodeling.
Noisy little snorer.
It’s only semi-missing.
Pricey vino.
Who’s hunting who?
Actress immortalized.
Acoustic levitation.
Math rules.
Breaking up is hard to do.
At least it’s not called John Wayne.
Musical cat.
Interactive movies would be awesome.
I hope this dude never breeds.
Is it wrong?
Dat ass….
Escalation.
Go hard or go home.
Hypocrisy.
Human resources… nightmare.
Solid answer.
First winner ever on Price is Right. Check out that sweet ride.
I concur.
Fat physics working against them.
Which do you think it is?
Man, whenever we built anything like this, it got torn out quick.
Puerto Rican Seagull.
Shitty news guest.
Hell of a good idea.
Somewhere in a parallel universe…
Neat little gadget.
Oh yeah… just the tip.
5 stupid bets that changed the world.
Fuck em. A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’The guy left. A few days later, the same guy….’How long before I can get a haircut?’The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half .The guy left.The barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. ‘A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves? ‘Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, ‘Your house!’