The Daily Dumb 9-18-2009

A very awesome looking burglary, a collection of awesome album covers, the 5 most ridiculously awful computers ever made, and much much more.

An ominous view of Obama’s spending.
The younger they are, the funnier the pwnage.
Very awesome looking burglary.
Boot to the head.
Cheerleader faceplant.
I think the crowd liked it.
As good of a reason as any to rent a clown.
Zero Punctuation rants about Arkham Asylum.
Taylor Swift tells her side of things.
What did the chicken do to him?
Never saw it coming.
Fedor is a one man wrecking crew. I hope he fights Lesnar soon.
Realistic video games gallery.
Awesome.
Wrestling fail.
Awesome album covers.
I hope they get their asses violated in jail.
Fuckin’ idiot.
The 5 most ridiculously awful computers ever made.
Old school poor discriminating against new school poor. When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a greyish-white powder. (That’s the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high-grade cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars. “Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.” The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan’s doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude’s ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: “Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.” And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts!