There once was a man named Eugeene, Who built a masturbation machine, The damned thing broke On the 14th stroke, And whipped his balls to a cream.

Ancient stoner.
Bollywood greatness.
They were inspired by this guy no doubt.
Shitty way to land.
Fuck yeah.
3rd world construction.
Kid gets tornado kicked by a bicycle.
Now I know what to say when I get caught looking.
A new type of jet ski.
Someone is losing their job.
5 things our kids won’t have in school.
Can’t wait to see what kind of crazy shit he’ll do now.
I could have some fun with a mask like that.
Set the example dad.
Kill yourself, but don’t work here.
More like this please.
I want one.
The Foo Fighters just gained about 835 respect points from me.
Meet the beer ninja.
Hahaha, nice one.
Never get tired of pistol shrimp.
HEY GANG! Let’s go steal a scooter…. wtf
DUCK!
Try to explain this.
Oh hi, I have too much money and time.
Genius.
8 simple questions you won’t believe science can’t answer. He asks the young female clerk in the Health section, “Do you have the new best selling book for men with short penises? I can’t remember the title.” She replies, “I’m not sure if it’s in yet.” The man said, “That’s the one. I’ll take a copy”.