The Daily Dumb 9-22-2009

So much damn dumb, you’re going to secrete fluids from every one of your orifices!

Cool easter eggs hidden in dvd’s and software you use every day.
Dude inadvertently picks up dinner for a sea lion.
He’s starting the sterilization early.
You type, they die.
The WoW freakout kid is back with another episode of retardedness.
The infallible truth.
Wrong hole my ass….errr double entendre?
Pool playing robot.
These poor Japanese people have some decorative bowel material for their pants that actually has nothing to do with their native pornography.
This man loves his beer, and will fight to protect it! This week’s daily dumb hero!
The Kanye shit is getting old, but this one is fuckin’ funny.
This old timer disapproves of this thief’s antics.
This is him walking home after he found out he was packing a 45 full of hollow points.
Roller coaster malfunction.
Someone’s going to be borrowing grandpa’s hemorrhoid pillow tonight.
Superman’s like ‘I’m walking here!’
I bet if a woman were driving it would’ve exploded too.
Is he building a giant maze with regenerating annoying shit in his basement next?
People used to be tougher. They fucking stoned ET to death!
Roller coaster gives dude the bird.
Demotivational posters.
Silly crackers.
Last shot: Fun little shooter game.
This guy saves an assload on guitar gear.
Left for Dead with teletubbies. Badass. hahaha
Funny shirt.
Redubbed infomercials are hilarious.
Clowning around can be profitable.
Mother nature can be a real bitch.
Marshmallow test.
Why the fuck do you have kids? Part 2.
6 insane dog behaviors explained by evolution.
Scaredy dog.
Mr. Gibberish is back.
Now they need to get a rhino to play football!
There’s a bat loose in congress.
Some people just can’t take a joke.
He strains a little too hard.
That was a hell of a jump.
He didn’t want to play the piano and get called a wuss. The part with the slide is damn cool though.
5 ways to hack your brain into awesomeness. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”