The Daily Dumb 9-25-2008

Astriobiological hip hop, McCain’s awesome economic recovery plan, an awesome display of why tazers are no match for crack, and much much more.

7 kids tv shows conceived on (bad) acid.
NO SHIT?!?!? I never would’ve guessed.
Now this is a fucking obituary.
I post something serious once in a while. This woman has good shit to say about the 2nd amendment.
Man is arrested for the 1,000th time. Some people NEVER learn.
Tazers are no match for crack!
You’ve heard of drinking yourself sober? How about raging yourself into a monk-like protest? This guy got the landing all wrong.
Parkour Fall Causes Horrible Broken Arm – Watch more free videos If you’re on vacation, watch who you ask questions of.
Fat Tourist Gets Knocked Out – Watch more free videos Strap a motorcycle engine to a go kart frame, and you can have THIS much fun. I want one.
Incredibly Fast Go-Cart – Watch more free videos Apparently, nobody knows how to take a flaming shot. Morons.
Another Failed Flaming Shot – Watch more free videos McCain’s economic recovery plan fucking rules.
McCainâ��s Economic Plan For Nation: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’ Obama promises that he’ll keep you with your shitty job.
Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas Disney genetically engineers pop stars.
Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars Another economic issue you probably didn’t see coming.
Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse One Man AC/DC hahah

This spelling bee judge seems like a jerk. Guy throws a viper off of a cliff. Fucking idiot. Astriobiology rap. Holy shit. hahaha Drummers out there? Observe. Steve Smith schools you on just a hi hat. Victor Wooten vs. Steve Smith. Bear in mind these guys worked this routine out in about 15 minutes backstage before they performed this. Part 1. Part 2 is where the shit really hits the fan.