The Daily Dumb 9-4-2008

The King of Swaziland shows the rest of us guys how it’s done, the story of the biggest crocodile in Africa believed to have had more men in it’s mouth than Paris Hilton, great newspaper headlines from around the world, and much much more.

Metal in the 50′s was fucking brutal!
The king of Swaziland knows how to throw a party.
This is how to sell your bike.
Paper guns, some of which convincing enough to get you shot by a trigger happy Los Angeles cop.
Curtains are awesome!
Don’t cockblock a kangaroo!
Virgins for life!
How about a diamond skull?
How dare they! This kid’s reaction is great.
Skaters Collide in Midair – Watch more free videos As long as people are stupid, I will remain laughing at them.
Dirt Bike Spin-Out and Crash – Watch more free videos Watch this security guard do his olympic tryouts.
Security Guard Falls Over Barrier – Watch more free videos This guy saw yesterday’s faceplant video, and attempts to top it.
Dirt Bike Faceplant – Watch more free videos Holy giant crocodile. Nice fakeout. R.I.P. Don LaFontaine This guy gets his ass kicked by a guitar. Some amusing headlines.











Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, “I play with mouse traps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times.” And, with that, he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says, “That’s nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it.” And, with that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, then turn to the third mouse and ask, “Where the hell are you going?” The third mouse stops and replies, “I’m going home to fuck the cat.”