The Daily Dumb 9-7-2010

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A flat minor.

Textbook irony.
Lunch stolen by seal.
Beer ninja.
Bosnian Rambo is back!
Crazy kick to get caught with.
Redefining lazy.
He sort of made it.
So fake.
If you have faith in humanity, you won’t after seeing this shit.
Why geeks can’t get what they want.
Fun at the office.
How the NFL teams got their names.
Etch a sketch badassery.
Fuck yeah dawg!
Abortions are for babies.
Biggest asshole ever.
That lady that got robbed has a dog in Japan.
That was quite the spectacle.
Tickle me calmo
Fast fingers.
Smuggling done right.
Van may have been trying that corner a bit fast.
That’s a lot of drugs right there. Yessiree….
Advertising prowess.
Great failed prank.
Official fuck you video.
So….many….KITTIES!
King of the NY assholes.
What would you do?
Shit man, where’s my hedge trimmers?
Rolling shutter.
Full metal donald.
Shitty place for a low bridge.
Shitty celebration.
Vocal chords look like the predator.
Dumbass play.
Extreme surgery.
Snake vs Mongoose.
Raise your hand if you think this might be fake.
Fighting gravity.
The 79 year old virgin.
Straight to the point.
Terrible head smack.
Angry krauts are falling down…
Crazy jumping cat.
New rocket motor!
Horrible snoring.
What a fucking moron.
More images you won’t believe aren’t photoshopped.
5 unfought wars that would have changed everything.
Nostalgia Critic: Twister. 18-year-old Susi goes to a priest, to confess her sins and to ask for advice: Susi: ‘Yesterday I called a young man a son of a bitch! ” Priest: “But why did you do that, my child?” Susi: “He grabbed my arm!” Priest: “Something like this?” He grabs her arm, “But that’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Susi: “He also touched my breasts” Priest: “Something like this?” He touches her breasts “That´s no reason to call him a son of a bitch,either.” Susi: “Then he took off my clothes.” Priest: “Something like this?” He strips her naked and says: “No reason to scold him as a son of a bitch, too!” Susi: “But then he gave it to me really hard” Priest: “Something like this?” and the Priest fucks the shit out of her properly… then he says: “You see, that’s still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Susi: “But priest, he has AIDS!” Priest: “That son of a bitch…”