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Pluh.com Advice ColumnRawrb for President?
by Rawrb
Editor must type out response using their SHOE!!!
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnTHAT THAR SONG~
by el duderino
Every word has to be one syllable in the editor's response.
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Pluh.com Advice Columnmy education sux
by el duderino
The editor must say "LOL" 20 times in your response, and it has to be in context of what is being said.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnBOOBAYS
by Rawrb
Every word has to be one syllable in the editor's response.
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7 Days a Skeptic7 Days a Skeptic
by Rawrb
This review was submitted by Bran Flakes! OMG
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Pluh.com Advice Columnummm
by Rawrb
Every sentence must be written in question form in the editor's response.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnHelp, please!
by Rawrb
Every sentence must be written in question form in the editor's response.
5 User Rating 8 comments
Pluh.com Advice ColumnI have ADD!
by Rawrb
Caps lock on, and no punctuation. Period.
5 User Rating 7 comments
Pluh.com Advice Columnmunay question
by Rawrb
The editor must find something in the question to be offended by (no matter how ridiculous or insignificant) and defend his opinion without mercy. (Inspired by Kayn's ex-girlfriend who is now known as, "The Beast")
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnPsychostick, the movie.
by Rawrb
Caps lock on, and no punctuation. Period.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnWhere do babies come from?
by Rawrb
The editor must respond in the forum of the ancient Japanese poetic prose, Haiku.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnView a Review
by el duderino
The editor must say "LOL" 20 times in your response, and it has to be in context of what is being said.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnBand logo-
by Rawrb
The editor must respond in the forum of the ancient Japanese poetic prose, Haiku.
4.8 User Rating 4 comments
Pluh.com Advice ColumnSCREAM/YELL!!!!!
by Rawrb
The editor must say "LOL" 20 times in your response, and it has to be in context of what is being said.
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Pluh.com Advice ColumnTuh-hool
by Rawrb
Every 7th word has to rhyme with "see" in the editor's response.
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News & Nonsense

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Butt seized, world is safer (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-05-12 07:10:00)
Hassan Butt was arrested at Manchester Airport, where he was reportedly waiting for a flight to Lahore, Pakistan. He apparently recruits British Muslims for al-Qaeda. Do your part, seize butts for freedom.
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Smarter ladies have worse sex (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-04-28 13:22:00)
A german website made a survey, and found out that smarter ladies have worse sex than the others. Too busy thinking, maybe ?
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Lick it until you break it (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-04-28 13:16:00)
Gerald has a huge powerful tongue. Gerald is also a giraffe living at the zoo in Wraxall, UK. Gerald destroyed a webcam set to stream pictures of the imminent birth of a neighboring baby zebra by licking it. BY LICKING IT. Holey moley.
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I wanna party with him ! - part deux (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-04-25 07:11:00)
A drunk British guy was arrested for assaulting his cousin and a friend with a metal cruch. He was dressed in a black bin bag and pretending to be Darth Vader... The force is strong with that guy.
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Two Bulls Hunts Big Roaring Monsters (2 Comments, el duderino at 2008-04-08 18:15:00)
Apparently Loren Two Bulls of Rapid City S.D. gets so drunk, he pretends he's an indian on the range hunting car-shaped buffalo. I want to party with him!
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The best job in the world ? (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-04-03 11:25:00)
Being paid to drink a pint or two twice a week while having a chat, that's the best job in the world. The son of a southern England 88 years old guy put an ad in the local post office so his dad could have company when he goes to the pub next from the nursing home twice a week. His dad feels a bit awkward to go to the pub with a lady he doesn't know, so, women need not apply. No teenagers either. Or anyone that's planning to get completely shitfaced. Wages : £7 an hour plus expenses for a friendly pint and a chat. Awesome.
Evidence of extra terrestrial life found !
By Michel at 2008-03-26 04:31:00 - 3 Comments
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Just kidding.

Some NY cops suspended a 22 years old woman's driving licence because she was driving while being hammered drunk, had marijuana in her car, and was naked from the waist down.

A 22 years old completely wasted high naked female driver. Yes.

Maybe she misunderstood. The rule for drunken females stopped by the cops is "no bewbs, no licence". Everyone knows that.

Can I has cheezburger nao II - the revenge
By Michel at 2008-03-20 16:33:00 - 1 Comments
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Cats are ordinary people. They cuddle, and play, and sometimes get sick. They can even be allergic to some medication, anti flea medication, for example. It can itch so bad they scratch until they bleed.

What would the pluh gods do in such a situation ?

El duderino is more of a mouse person (as you may have figured thanks to his mouse users safety guide) , so he might have turned to Jarsh. Jarsh would have scared the allergy away with his ninja holiday hate warface. Rawrb would have offered the cat a good pint of beer and to started a game of Tetris with him to help him forget the itching. The boy would have arm wrestled the allergy, won, and stomped the allergy to death while the kitty would have meowed the whole Psychostick discography out of pure bliss. One day,  God went "let there be light", and Rawrb went "you forgot to say please". That's how powerful they are. I personally would have fed the cat antibiotics, but that's only because the chemist's is just down the street where I live. I'm still learning, you know ?

Anyway, none of them would have even thought about getting heavy duty grey duct tape and wrapped the cat's shoulders and back so that the goddamn feline would stop scratching, like on that cat that a Lancaster county vet found at his office with a note explaining why. The vet removed the tape by shaving the pussy cat.

...seriously, wtf ?

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Can I haz cheezburger nao ? (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-03-08 11:29:00)
A Cleveland company that had ordered steel coil from Singapore found a 12 weeks old pussy cat inside the crate, alive and well. The cat. survived a Singapore-Cleveland trip. in a crate full of steel. I am expecting Disney to release a movie about that any minute.
EPIC FAIL
By Michel at 2008-02-28 02:07:00 - 1 Comments
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If I was to make a movie about this, I'd call it "Team spirit". I already have a tagline : "They were a team, but only had one spirit, so they had to share it among themselves".

Scene 1 : a pair of masked robbers going into a club in Sidney. They run in weilding machetes, ordering the people at the bar to lie on the floor, they are in control of the situation, everything has fallen silent.

Then, something happens.

The robbers, after standing still with an expression of complete disbelief for a second, are fleeing in utter terror for their lives. One runs to the back and crashes through a glass door, jumps from a 5 meter balcony, runs through a bowling green. The other one escapes through an exit behind the bar, only hit the floor *hard* from being tackled a couple times when emerging from the back roller door and trying to run.

So what, was it... Was it JARSH showing them his warface ? Noooooo, they would have died instantly. "First one outside gets a free beer" contest ? Come on, that doesn't exist. A flying green octopus ? CLOVERFIELD ? No, it can't be, I had them for dinner with some fava beans, and a nice chianti. FLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL

The something that happened is called "The Southern Cross Cruiser Club". This club is *their* club. Remember kids, failure to notice 50 bikers having a good time in the bar they regularly get together in can, and will, get you in even more trouble. Maybe those two thieves needed glasses, but I would place my bet on them needing a guide dog instead.

 

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Cursing parrot fitted for prosthetic leg (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-02-26 04:02:00)
I know, I know. You may think that I'm just throwing random words together, but I'm not. No, I'm not on crack either. George the African British cursing grey parrot from Salford UK lost a leg, and his owner decided to get him a prostethic leg. How's that for a headline ?
Valentine's day hate
By Michel at 2008-02-16 02:49:00 - 0 Comments
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- Most of the roses in the US are grown in latin America. A LOT of chemicals are used to grow them.

- The chocolate you bought him / her is probably coming from Ivory coast, as it produces 40% of the world's cocoa. That country is also known for a persistent child labor problem.

- Paris is the top foreign destination for a Valentine's day romantic break. It is also statistically the city where you're most likely to argue when on a Valentine's day romantic break.

- The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice in Saudi Arabia forbids florists and gift shop to sell anything of scarlet color. So much for roses, or heart shaped things.

- Undercover Colorado policemen recently arrested 23 people "with outstanding warrants" posing as flower deliverymen for Valentine's day.

- 8 million Americans admit they send themselves Valentine's Day gifts. They may feel lonely, but at least they'll get a gift.

I had an awesome Valentine's day myself. I went down the pub, read a book and had a beer. Or three. After that, I don't remember. Yay !

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A great moment of solitude (1 Comments, Michel at 2008-02-15 16:21:00)
After a performance in London, a reknown violin player tripped and fell carrying his violin, smashing it to little tiny pieces. His 1772, $1 mil, violin... That's a great moment of solitude right there. Flight cases, man. They rock so hard.
It's really what's inside that matters
By Michel at 2008-02-11 05:50:00 - 0 Comments
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...and I mean inside your BRAIN, not inside your WALLET, CASANOVA !

 

Apparently, a group of "flirtatious women" in the Dallas area cruise posh hotels in the area to spike rich looking guys' drinks in order to steal their stuff, like laptops, money, iPods... You know, stuff that shines.

Funny thing is, policemen suspect there are more victims than the 6 guys that actually complained to the police that they got their stuff stolen, but they are too embarrassed to file a complaint about having been beaten with a high heeled shoe, and your wallet stolen from inside your car while you were standing there with your pants around your ankles... Take that, gender equality !

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NO YOU DUMBASS! (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-02-02 13:42:00)
Have you ever been watching a game show and heard such an idiotic answer to a question that you had to scream at the TV? Then read this.
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IT'S NAKEY TIME! (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-31 18:41:00)
I must say, I wouldn't be inclined to participate in this. Knowing my luck, I'd be sat next to the big, fat, hairy guy for 4 hours.
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Stinky Christmas (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-01-30 04:49:00)
A 77 years old man from Iowa spent part of his Christmas eve stuck uspide down in the opening of his septic tank, with his head inside and all. He stayed there for an hour before his wife saw him... Then he waited some more so the police arrives to pull him out. Tell him about a shitty Christmas !
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Appalling news is appalling (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-01-29 03:21:00)
An Audi A8 Spanish driver who killed a 17 years old cyclist in a car accident in 2004, and didn't face any criminal charges for it, is now suing the dead boy's family for the damage of the impact of his body did to his luxury car. I am speechless.
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Sorry, I thought I lived here. (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-25 19:08:00)
Yeah, I know it's been a while since I posted anything. Working 12 hours a day sucks! Hopefully I'll free up in a couple of weeks and be back to posting stuff on here regularly.
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Night of the living dead : reality (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-01-22 03:27:00)
No, it's not the title of Romero's new movie. Some people in a small chilean village found the body of their grandfather. They didn't call for a doctor, they went straight to bury him. Put him his nicest costume on and all. During the wake, grandpa woke up, got up, and asked for a glass of water. No one had a heart attack when he did, though.
CRIKEY!
By el duderino at 2008-01-18 19:49:00 - 0 Comments
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If you had stole a boomerang 25 years ago from a museum in Australia, would you return it now?  I guess my first question would be, since everybody on this site was pretty young back then, WTF WERE YOU DOING IN A MUSEUM IN AUSTRALIA IN 1983?! 

LINKZ YO

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And you thought that YOU had rat problems... (1 Comments, PsiNyde at 2008-01-16 13:36:00)
Live in a shitty apartment building with rats? Bitch, please.
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Don't Get Testes With the Clerk! (0 Comments, PsiNyde at 2008-01-16 09:34:00)
No, it's not "Ow, My Balls!", but close enough. Some idiot robbing a store shot himself...in the balls.
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When I Make Love to You, It's like I'm Masturbating (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-11 19:38:00)
Wow, this is fucked up. How would you like to meet a girl, fall in love, and get married, only to find out that she's your long lost twin sister! I wonder what their kids would have looked like...
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A Whole New Meaning of the Stinky Mile (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-11 19:35:00)
When I was in the Air Force, the base I worked on was about a mile and a half away from a chicken farm. On a day when the wind was blowing right, it smelled like absolute ass out on the flight line. I can't even imagine what this must have been like for the guys who cleaned it up. Did you hear anything about this Spaz?
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My new year resolution (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-01-08 05:52:00)
My new year resolution is 2880X900 (in my mind). And it's curved too. Response time inferior to .02 milliseconds. The price is everything you own and one of your eyes. Oh Alienware curved display, you will be mine someday.... <3
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Red Savina (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-07 19:02:00)
... is the name of the pepper used to make these hot wings. They are so hot that the restaurant makes patrons sign waivers before consuming. I don't even want to think about the pain induced the next day after eating those.
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The end is extremely f'ing nigh (0 Comments, Michel at 2008-01-07 03:16:00)
Kittywigs.com sells kitty wigs (obvious URL is obvious). KITTY WIGS ?? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ? :'-(
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Ninja Bandit Strikes Again! (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-06 21:29:00)
If you're ever robbed by a guy wearing all black and wielding nunchucks, it might be the guy known as the "Ninja Bandit".
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Lo-Kay-Shun Lo-Kay-Shun Lo-Kay-Shun!! (0 Comments, el duderino at 2008-01-03 20:43:00)
Is the first rule in any successful business. Not to be outdone, this funeral home set up shop right across the street from a senior center. Hey, they know their demographic.