Green Day sucks, but their fans are pretty cool.

Real or fake?

What in the bloody fuck is wrong with these people?

Making the best of a shitty situation.

Hard to believe that they fucked this up.

That is NOT the drive thru.

Saw something very similar to this happen today.

Purse snatcher gets his ass handed to him.

That’s a seriously big fish.

Hazards happen.

Gallery of genius.

5 huge mistakes nobody noticed for a shockingly long time.

Louis CK in the 90′s

Adobe prank.

Fuck man, if only this were real.

Kick his ass dude.

Because he can.

That is one elaborate bachelor party.

Last living photographs of famous folks.

Just like the old days.

JET BIKE!

Best animal vs reporter compilation ever done.

I can’t believe this guy wasn’t jumped and subdued. Bunch of fucking bitches.

Cool gesture dude.

Badass teacher.

Taking the fight me prank a step further.

Couple of fucking squids.

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a boomerang!

Goddamn it

Fucking with people like a champ.

Prom.

Great place to catch a movie.

Guilt.

Hilarious tour prank.

Crying.

Turning the tables.

That awkward moment when the person behind you copies your outfit.

Love me.

Time flies when you’re throwing clocks.

This is a very strange child.

Cool vet’s office.

Asshole tree with great timing.

Good thing to be contagious.

Road rage for the whole family.

See you in hell Nightstalker.

Instant ice.

Who needs a wiper motor?

Knife in a toaster.

Walkin’ the dog.

Controlling a robot with your brain.

The 10 most bizarrely interchangeable celebrities.

Bunny bath.

Goddamn ravers.

Parent rap.

How in the fuck?

Brutal shooting.

Great language commercial.

Once in a lifetime awesomeness.

Who’s the motherfucker cutting onions in here?

You won’t be trying that shit in a few months.

How dumb can you be?

A gallery that’s punny as hell.

30 incredible superhumans.

Learning English in Israel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?

Neither has he.

Hopefully this one isn’t full of broken links. Fucking pain.

Deadbeat dad of the century.

Can’t decide if he’s talented or retarded.

Take him out to the ball game.

If you bet on the short guy, is there a handicap?

I don’t get it.

Amazing.

Yes!

Girl cars.

If at first you don’t utterly fail…..

Shitty bike crash>,/a>

Bad timing taunt.

Knock this bitch out.

For every occasion.

Who’s the tough guy now?

Dogs and limes.

Hope for a new generation. I’m sure Randy would be pleased.

Couples that play together stay together.

Priorities.

Handling shit like a real man.

It’s not every day you get to kick a goat.

CHALLENGE!

Some good auto corrects.

Roid rage.

That’s racist.

Talent? Yeah, ok.

This kind of shit pisses me off.

Resonance.

He’s really dying.

Beyond her years.

Someone’s getting called out.

Eating healther is expensive?

Way to go mom.

5 conspiracy theories that are shockingly easy to debunk.

Yar, found some treasure.

Learning to drive.

Brotherly love.

Dumbass.

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”.

So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly “mmm…that was some good lion meat!”.

The lion abruptly stops and says ” woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can”. Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.

So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily “get on my back, we’ll get him together”. So they start rushing back to the dog.

The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts “where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…”

Great speech kid.

Above

the law.

Poptarts.

Like a

boss.

Cotton candy anyone?

Almond ended

very badly.

Trick

bear.

Wheelies.

33

teachers who got the last laugh.

This kid is ready to rock.

Serial killers still at large.

Surprise crash.

Tom Green is fucking with people

still.

Cat’s been playing Prince of Persia.

Let me mail that for ya hooman.

Damn dog.

I’ll bet that stung a little.

Time to watch police academy again.

People are

pissed about game of thrones. haha

When’s

it not ok?

Shittiest tattoo ever?

That’s one weird

kitty cat.

This is beautiful.

Extra cheese on mine sir.

That’s a ruff task.

The box.

6 spectacularly bad ideas

movies convinced you are badass.

Sup

Grimace.

Doing it right.

Solutions.

Oh,

fuck you.

Every day I spend on the internet makes

me feel more manly.

Solid mom.

Never played this version.

One

riding.

Trippy.

R.I.P.

I’m

lovin’ it.

Seriously.

Hell yeah. All the pussy to you sir.

Good

plan.

Goddamn it, why?

Good guy.

Not

what you think.

Morning instantly ruined.

Joe’s your man.

I’ll

be his new friend.

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a

woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just

ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for

me. I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also

celebrating!” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked

glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and

today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken

farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today

they’ve finally laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens

become fertile?”

“I switched cocks,” he replied.

“What a coincidence!”, she replied….

Inside 175 mph winds.

Taking matters into his own hands.

Super fucked up prank.

How to stereotype an asian.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

This is not how I remember dodgeball.

A nickname I hope sticks.

Interesting idea.

Make some badass glasses.

Getting high the right way.

Good time for a nap.

Gate regulates.

Your car got hit by a bear.

Go home moose you’re drunk.

Nice text prank.

Dude was awesome.

Cool and rare animals.

Tick has a horrid death.

Timber.

Clingy bitch.

Brilliant.

BURN!

Not you.

Thanks Amish dude.

Whore.

That one was easy.

Damn right.

I’ll allow it.

Chief of police issued this facebook post.

One stop shop.

Doing it right.

Do what you have to do.

Cute.

I was walking into Best Buy when I saw a midget walking out carrying a flat screen TV.

I asked him, “Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?” He screams back, “Fuck you! It’s an iPad!”

Bike tricks are evolving.

3rd world demolition.

Too much time on your hands.

Handled.

Pure Russian Gold.

Couldn’t find a dumpster or what?

Prom time.

UFC 160 Cain vs Silva

UFC 160 Junior vs Hunt

One man, one cup…. and a ball!

Fun facts about google.

Crazy close finish to this race.

Good times in Baltimore.

Fun facts about Chernobyl.

5 words you use every day with shockingly dark backstories.

Major flop.

The very end is the best part.

Thumb tacks.

Hard knock life.

Well played.

YES!

MUahahahaha.

Lame ass design flaw.

You lose Dwayne.

Putin.

Cool use of space.

Make the best of the situation.

Jackass: Rich white dude edition.

Memorial day personified.

Roll that shit back.

Should’ve let her watch it. Therapy is the norm these days.

5 ways you didn’t realize you’re making your pet hate you.

Hospital intake.

Guy asks his sister how her European trip is going. This is the response he gets.

You had one job…

Manny is my fucking hero.

Awesome kids shirt.

The shooting contest.

Smile bitch.

Nimble bastard.

The shocking conclusion.

I want to troll this idiots bad.

I love this one.

YES!

Fucking win.

Well played damn it.

It’s all so clear now.

applausometer

Holy fucking shit.

Poor Zach.

Taking one for the team.

Tell that fucker Alfred.

Bingo.

Sounds like a science experiment that needs to happen soon…. for science!

You guys hear about the chinese baby that got flushed down a toilet and got stuck?

They named it Tam Pon

Stay cool.

Science motherfucker.

karma is hilarious.

Hope for the old generation.

Lowrider.

Pretty awesome trick.

Well, this is some damn unique take on beatboxing, featuring Ozzy.

Late Braking much?

Bottle fights back.

Video bombing brilliance.

Whos your favorite?

Put this in the olympics.

Ted Remix.

I love the screaming after the landing.

Nostalgia overload.

Happy Birthday Maru.

Cornering.

Sneak attack.

ALL HAIL!

I’ll allow it.

More like Denise.

I’m tired of cashiers an d their lame snarky comments. Good on this guy.

Oh Shaun…

Leave the forgiveness to that bastard.

Note to self: Have a random hilarious response loaded.

This kid….. hahahahahah. I want to send my nephew to beat his ass.

6 famous songs written by the last person you’d expect.

Take a plunger to the beach.

Photogenic fish.

Chihuahua.

Wait for it.

Too perfect.

Nice save.

I like that an overflowing dumpster is in the shot too.

Epic math prank. Calculus teacher has a bathroom door locked to his car. Combination to unlock is the answers to these questions.

No coincidence.

I’d ride it.

NHL goalie before masks were popular.

Public transportation sucks.

Same shit.

I’ll bet they sell the dickens out of these things!

Red bull.

MURICA!

Of course I fit.

Semantics.

One for the ladies.

Fuck yeah!

Emily, you cunt.

Goddamn it.

Shortest series ever.

Things are tough all over.

Bitch had it coming.

Balance is important.

Efficiency.

Pencil.

…and the winning comment goes to…

How London deals with the summer.

Well played sir.

Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their moms.

Kmart is getting pretty hilarious.

Awesome trick shot.

Constructive criticism.

Scary tank slapper.

Dude knows how to party.

Boy if that isn’t symbolism.

Major airtime.

They’re getting MMAried. I’m all choked up.

It ain’t just people that are awesome.

When you’re having a shitty day….

Nice tattoo.

I know it.

Made of tires.

Bus driver prank.

Conversations with a 2 year old.

Bird ain’t no chicken.

Awesome beer pong setup.

Overload.

Emergency landing goes well.

I hate nature.

…and he lands it!

5 myths about curing common diseases that you probably believe.

A warning I would heed.

Fucking with Westboro.

Take THAT druggies!

Bad news _____

Bitch.

Sometimes as I’m copying and pasting links I already forget what it was as I go to write my smart assed description link. This reminds me of that.

Fountain of youth.

How you know your ancestors are awesome.

The human osh kosh b’gosh.

Invalid.

Better smile than those 2 bitches.

The correct way this is done.

Send this to your girl when she’s mad at you.

Spanish rules.

Ice T, all class.

Christian Bale is a transformer again.

10 employees and 5 customers at a bank in Oklahoma stowed away here.

Never say never.

This bitch is so full of shit.

Magic!

Fixed that for you.

It’s just a party bro.

Two toddlers make friends in the airport.

Preach it Joe.

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

WTF leg.

Worst scooter driver in China.

All of the luck in the world.

I’ll never unsee this.

Frankie the freeloader.

Do want.

Scary as hell rock climbing fall.

How Sancho escaped.

Someone’s getting lynched.

I couldn’t possibly agree more.

That’s who I’m calling.

Pro!

BMW winning.

It’s time to remember what REALLY makes Russia great.

Behind the scenes.

Keep it up chicky.

Sometimes it just ain’t your day.

Silver lining.

We have lift off comrade!

Prego zappo.

Brutal spin kick KO.

Good guy Zach.

In a grocery store.

How to really stop a bully.

Hotties.

Hilarious irony.

8 years of hockey.

Doesn’t quite work.

Damn it Mike!

Tickle tickle

Great threat.

Idiocracy.

On his dad’s keychain. His mom’s name is Debbie.

Solid advice.

That 70′s show.

Just light a match.

Nachos.

A whole raw potato.

Make a movie for this character.

Great professor.

Creep.

Yeah, shut up bitch.

My hero.

q: how do you find an old man in the dark?
a: it’s not hard.

Mall cop!!! LOOK OUT!

Awwww man, shoot, shit be gone dawg.

Evasion.

Please don’t feed the fuckin’ bears!

Rockbomb.

How about a kiss?

Misheard lyrics in the 90′s

Tall claim.

Testing.

This sounds like a damn good idea.

Fucker couldn’t pay, and then wouldn’t leave.

Forces of nature.

Creepy cracker.

Russian dad with timely advice.

The world is magnificent.

Look it up!

FU Gates.

Modern celebrities in classic paintings.

5 unbelievable new ways science can modify the human body.

Disappeared for a month, calls me saying she’d gone back to meth and fucked someone else. Still wanted to be together. I laughed.

Can’t buy me love.

Dangers of sliding doors.

Xena \m/

Asshole cop claims .018 is twice the legal alcohol limit. Dumbass.

Rat fetch.

PI prank is pretty hilarious.

Is reality real?

Fuckin’ clean too.

Jackass.

Still more enunciated than Eddie vedder.

An old prank backfires.

Badass acoustic shred.

DUDE! CATCH!

Gangster.

Be still human appendage!

We don’t take kindly to thievery.

Most ‘murican truck has been found.

Useful degree.

I want her to eat me too.

Physics schmysics.

Simpsons win.

Good puppy.

Well done.

Told ya.

Just heard they’re bringing this show back. Can’t wait.

What in the fuck happened?

Seriously.

Death of a dream.

Das racist.

Canada sucks.

This rules.

Valid question.

Winning streak.

It’s definitely deserved.

I did something similar once. Feels good.

Good guy Anthony Cymerys.

Heard every one of these before, but all solid jokes.

Goddamn it. Time to hit the gym.

James Harrison. Another badass.

Nailed it.

Go fuck while you can kids!

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”