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August 31st 2010 
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Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.August 27th 2010 0
by cpu Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.August 25th 2010 0
by cpu Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their business makes them selfish.August 23rd 2010 0
by cpu This is turning into the daily "whenever the hell I feel like it" lately isn't it?
Gamers Have Bodies Of '60-Year-Old Chain Smokers' 0
by The Mayor on June 09th 2010"professional computer gamers have the reactions of fighters pilots but the bodies of 60-year-old chain smokers."
Dead Guy Still Gets Billed for Cell Phone 0
by The Mayor on March 09th 2010This guy died in June 2009, and even though his daughter showed Verizon the death certificate, the company won't submit to logic.
Lottery Winner Eats $15,000 Winning Lottery Ticket 0
by The Mayor on March 01st 2010This dude was FLYING IN AN AIRPLANE when he found out that he won. He freaked out when the prize money was not immediately available to him that second.
New Jersey Bowling Alley Owner Accused of Burning Down Rival Lanes 0
by The Mayor on January 20th 2010Lane on line crime.... it has to stop!
Rival Fat Fighter Fight Fatties 0
by The Mayor on January 19th 2010Weight Watchers Sues Jenny Craig Over 'Misleading Ads'... yeah, the one about how you'll drop the lbs.
Sideways - Favorite Film of the Decade
by Isikins on December 31st 2009, 9:40 AM1A summation about my favorite film of the decade. Read!
SANTA CRUZ BEACH BOARDWALK: Flock of Seagulls and the Giant Dipper Rollercoaster
By The Mayor at June 8th 2010, 12:46 PM0May 22, 2010: We (Psychostick, Green Jelly, Nashville Pussy and the Riot Brides) had a show that night at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz, CA. Bill Manspeaker from Green Jelly told us about the boardwalk and rides not to far from the club. Josh, Matt and I went down and met Bill and his wife, Brenna, there. Flock of Seagulls was totally playing on the beach! We went on some rides and I caught some video of us on the Giant Dipper.... it's an 85 year old wooden coaster. Bands - if you can grab these moments on tour, you'll be glad you did.
When Celebrities Rally for a Cause
By The Mayor at March 1st 2010, 10:26 AM0There's nothing like a good cause to stand behind when you're a celebrity. It’s the best way to maintain a level of relevance while also expressing their pain about how the cause at hand affects them personally. With each new celebrity the cause becomes more sincere while the networks are left with the undaunting task of renegotiating ad rates. Thank you, Saturday Night Live.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/28/we-are-the-world-3-snl-ra_n_479828.html
I want to burn you.
By Rawrb at February 9th 2010, 9:48 PM8Ohhhhhhhhh really?
vBulletin released version 4 of their famous forum software. They also added the whole CMS functionality as an option for uh, some crazy amount of money. Yes, that's what I'm into - paying more money! It might be worth it if you are willing to try the old "CMS + FORUMS = SUCCESS" forumla that's about ten years old.
Of course, their system looks nice and robust, but who knows if I'll actually use it. Seems to me that simplicity is what's key nowadays with websites, especially content based ones. The greater populace is moving away from forums and towards silliness like Twitter or Facebook. Forums are more for customer support for a product of some kind, not socializing. That's what SOCIAL NETWORKING is for! Pluh.com's newest forum member is named fucking "robertsjulia" for crying out loud. Spammer, anyone?
People are tired of joining community after community. They want to be entertained quickly, check their facebook page, then sip on their latte cappucino coffee cake beans. MAYBE if they're feeling saucy, they'll post something. Sites like textsfromlastnight is a great example.
Upon examining this very good trend of interwebnet simplicity, I'm considering removing the forums from Pluh.com entirely. I mean, there's probably 10 active people in there actually using the forums, and the drive space + processing speed != condusive to my server stuff. Sorry guys. I suppose at this point I'll need to actually create a custom registration page, create a way for current members to reset their passwords (I don't know vB's encryption for passwords, sorry). Wait, this is all stuff you just don't care about.
Anyway, the important thing is that Pluh.com will never, ever die. It'll change for the better, but won't actually end. One important factor is that I want it to become something I, and the staff, personally enjoy doing.
Want to salvage the forums? Respond to this new posting with some sort of reason why I should, and if it's not lame or just plain absurd, I might consider it. For now, the forums are on the verge of becoming old yeller'd. BLAT.
Just In Case ...
By Isikins at November 7th 2009, 5:30 PM1I know it seems like I haven't done shit for a while. But! I have a few articles that are done and just need some pictures to accompany the beautiful, sexy paragraphs.
I have a couple more movie reviews, an XBox 360 review, a pluhbabe on the immortal Mr. Tom Brokaw, and ... Actually I think that's about it. In order to find these articles without pictures, you gotta go looking for them, which is a huge pain in the ass and I apologize completely for it. I have an excuse, but it also has to do with the fact that I am getting lazy.
Coming up, a review on the Coen's new 'A Serious Man,' Spike Jonez's 'Where the Wild Things Are,' and then perhaps a discussion on some Audrey Hepburn films I've been watching. Hopefully I can keep the topic strictly on Hepburn's film career. Her UNICEF stuff is certainly inspiring, but that's not really what I want to talk about. Unless you want to hear about some UNICEF stuff. Show of hands!
Isikins.
