Shittiest proposal ever.
What today’s vikings are dealing with in Iceland.
Russian driving fails.
Bunch of pussies.
His turn for the ball?
Hunting season in the ghetto.
Who’s trolling whom?
Boris, we’re going to need a new crane.
Bands you want to avoid.
Places I would eat.
5 ways modern espionage has left James Bond behind.
A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter walks up to her dad and says “Daddy, why is my name Rose?” “Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby.” Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The second daughter walks up to her dad and says “Daddy, why is my name Tulip?” “Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby.” Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The third daughter walks up to her dad and says “Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!” “Go to your room cinderblock.” Replied the father.
Wasted from the dentist.
Same shit, different species.
Stupid bitch. Shut up.
Make your own safe fireworks.
Nice fucking play.
The tech needed for an NFL broadcast.
Crazy story about a lost soldier.
November’s fail compilation.
He’s not sleepy.
If you rob this dude, you’re gonna have a bad time.
If the weight of manhood is too much to bear for you, here’s some instructions you may give a shit about.
David and Goliath.
He finds this shit unfunny.
Do want this shirt.
When thanksgiving gets fucked.
What you didn’t know about thanksgiving.
Another comment war reenacted.
A real shitstorm.
Low tech but funny prank.
WTF, skiing in a helmet?
P.E. is cancelled.
Squatter needs killing.
Kanye being himself again.
This kid has the right idea.
Cheating whore called out.
Revenge is beautiful.
Pranking the cops.
I wish his dad would punch him in the mouth and ship his ass to Bel Air.
Hard to be a dad when shit’s so funny.
Greatest slap fight ever.
The 5 most epic acts of trolling in the history of science.
What bike tricks looked like a LONG time ago.
Never thought I’d dig watching a video about tomato sauce.
Efficiency level: Germany
I love the English… hahaha
Gallery of accidental faces.
Super cool cop.
Gallery of coincidence.
Thanksgiving at Roman’s house.
More black friday idiots.
6 priceless ancient artifacts destroyed by idiots.
Xmas at the hospital.
A man goes up to the circus and says to the leader of the circus “I can do great bird impressions.”
The leader of the circus says “That’s nothing special, a lot of people can do great bird impressions, so get out of here.”
The man says “OK” and flies away.
There was a man who really took care of his body.
One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis.
So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ”There is no justice in this world.”
The other lady asked what she meant. “Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I’m 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”
Watch out for the cops!
In Soviet Russia, road hits you.
Helping a homeless guy go home.
The most informative thing you’ll see today.
Dumbass better like long distance driving.
Hipsters everywhere will be squinching soon.
Camera man gets a great idea.
Self knock out.
Unscripted movie moments.
Sounds good to me.
That’s a belly flop.
Aaron Paul fucks with his friends.
Kanye fans get owned.
Walking down the stairs…
Time related facts.
6 real heists more badass than any movie.
He had a tough school life.
A woman was in a coma and she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath and one Nurse was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work.
He finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.
A few minutes passed and then the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart beat, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room. “What happened?” they cried.
The husband said, “I’m not sure, maybe she choked?”
This explains why I’m a furry beast.
I feel like this every time I slide my bike helmet on.
I’m totally blown away right now. Fuck.
Scary encounter with a glacier.
300km… not fast enough.
Pelican steals from a sea lion.
Trolling the FBI.
Where’s your perspective?
Step Brothers, still owning.
You can’t even make this shit up. I live here, I know.
As long as we have cameras, we will have no shortage of fail footage.
The creativity of the Russians trips me out.
Celebs read more mean tweets.
The depends experiment.
This isn’t the sort of reaction you normally expect.
Errol Morris talks about the JFK assassination.
Awesome wine glass performer.
Can’t we just be friends?
Pepper spray to the rescue.
Reconstructing a youtube comment conversation.
Badass meteor sighting.
Seal wants to be your buddy.
Disney snow science.
Tornado vs car.
Tornado vs house.
This is fucking excellent.
Judge Judy is getting hilarious.
Real or fake? You decide.
Crazy hockey save.
6 weird problems no one tells you about owning exotic pets.
Domino world record.
Post it note prank for the ages.
This little kid is awesome.
Looks like the new xbox is off to a great start.
Guy Fieri gets dubbed.
Think your commute sucks?
Just one of those days.
Wal Mart is where winners shop.
Awesome wrench, jacked by Sears.
The 5 best jokes ever told without a single word.
Why is this seriously just now a thing.
Awesome greeting card.
It’s not an 80′s party until these dudes show up.
The time is drawing near.
I wish I knew.
Some drunks are nicer than others.
Good dog owner.
Type it correctly goddamn it.
So fucking sick of this bullshit.
How to hipster.
Let me in! There’s a big scary thing here.
Look on the bright side.
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!”